Oct 18
my boss has a child the same age as mine. today she told me she doesn’t know how to lose her baby weight. i lost mine with no problems. when you have a 5 y/o its not about losing baby weight anymore cuz you no longer have baby weight. you are just fat.
Mar 03
My daughter used to be tiny and cute, and she had these chubby cheeks that sent me into another world of happiness she’s growing up now. I can’t believe she is turning 5 this year. We have come a long way baby girl.
Feb 26 Reblogged
Butch Walker - She Likes Hair Bands
My sister tends to believe that she is going to run away and marry Butch Walker. She says they are going to live in Malibu and spend their sunsets walking on the beach and cuddling. She is very wrong. It is quite clear that Butch Walker is too busy writing music about me to cuddle with her.
She likes hair bands could be my theme song.
What do you think?
Feb 26
Oh Lover Boy…
